Friday, February 15, 2013

Shoe cleaning the earthing from dust while walking


There are many people hate doing housework and special cleaning and protection from dust and microbes, despite the availability of many modern devices, it can also be boring. therefore invented The FOKI Adika Center boot cleaner that automatically cleans dust earthing and contaminants and also absorbs the Earth microbes of various kinds, whether carpet or tile or marble in a manner entertaining walk through only on areas to be cleaned.


This boot also has bottom inflatable materials absorb dust when passing and suction her pneumatic and fitted with dust-sensitive sensors and an audio to place to go have cleaned and telling them when the land becomes clean

Thursday, February 14, 2013

The tattooed homeless man , short story

He was scary. He sat on the grass with… his cardboard sign, his dog (actually his dog was adorable) and tattoos running up and down both arms and even on his neck. His sign proclaimed him to be “stuck and hungry” and to please help.
I’m a sucker for anyone needing help. My husband both loves and hates this quality in me. It often makes him nervous, and I knew if he saw me right now, he’d be nervous. But he wasn’t with me right now.

The lake , the ruin , short story

MR. CHAINMAIL. Would it not be a fine thing, Captain, you being picturesque, and I poetical; you being for the lights and shadows of the present, and I for those of the past; if we were to go together over the ground which was travelled in the twelfth century by Giraldus de Barri, when he accompanied Archbishop Baldwin to preach the crusade?
CAPTAIN FITZCHROME. Nothing, in my present frame of mind, could be more agreeable to me.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Baked beans and their delightful tune , joke

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a
somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams,
he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine
subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions.
On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her
he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful
aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple
of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off
any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he
"put-putted" all the way home.

Applying for a Job at the CIA , joke of CIA

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin.
These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of
testing and background checks involved before you can even be
considered for the position. After sending some applicants through
the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the
possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.
The day came for the final test to see which person would get the

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Mr. Bear And Mr. Rabbit


Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like
each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods,
and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog
talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet
anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told
them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were
females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a
while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. 

wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr.Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his
second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests
were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then

Monday, February 11, 2013

Johnny Cannot Tell a Lie ,joke

One time, back in the day, a boy named Johnny was walking to school with his girlfriend. He was trying to impress her, so he said, "I bet you I can push my father's outhouse into the river."
She didn't agree with him, so he proved her wrong. Impressed, she walked the rest of the way to school hand in hand with Johnny. That day at school, they studied the story about George Washington and the cherry tree. The moral that they learned was "never tell a lie."

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