A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin.
These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of
testing and background checks involved before you can even be
considered for the position. After sending some applicants through
the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the
possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.
The day came for the final test to see which person would get the
extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one
of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must
know that you will follow our instructions whatever the
circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your
wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked
horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!"
"Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this
job then."
So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a
gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what
the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second
man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in
the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The
man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I
just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right
man for the job."
"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your
wife and go home."
Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same
door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be
sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the
circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband
sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun
and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA
men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots.
Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing,
and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all
went quiet.
The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the
sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was
loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the
chair!”
These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of
testing and background checks involved before you can even be
considered for the position. After sending some applicants through
the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the
possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.
The day came for the final test to see which person would get the
extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one
of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must
know that you will follow our instructions whatever the
circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your
wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked
horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!"
"Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this
job then."
So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a
gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what
the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second
man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in
the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The
man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I
just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right
man for the job."
"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your
wife and go home."
Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same
door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be
sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the
circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband
sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun
and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA
men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots.
Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing,
and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all
went quiet.
The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the
sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was
loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the
chair!”
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