Friday, April 26, 2013

Netflix Looks Back on Its Near-Death Spiral

For Reed Hastings, the chief executive of Netflix, the worst part of the company’s 2011 self-inflicted Qwikster debacle, in which Netflix tried to both raise prices and spin off its DVD-by-mail business, wasn’t the parody by “Saturday Night Live,” the scathing media criticism or even the dizzying plunge in the company’s stock price from almost $299 in July 2011 to about $53 last September.  

Saturday, February 16, 2013

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funny picture is the best source for release all tension and get laugh and joy good funny picture are help for become tension free.
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A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company - funny jokes

A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company

He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness.

Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?"

The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did."

Then the boss said,

"Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.

Friday, February 15, 2013

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received this in an email today (so I can’t take credit for any of this) and COULD. NOT. STOP. LAUGHING.  It may be because I deal with contracts every single day of my existence, but either way, the humor and possible reality of this email is hilarious.  In fact, it’s so funny it’s almost sad.  There’s a hint of today’s youth involved, so if this is where we are headed…well, I’ll let you read it and decide.
Either way though, I say GO SANTA, GO SANTA, WITH YOUR BAD SELF, GO SANTA!!
Dear Santa,

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humorous christmas letters

Have you ever gotten a crazy Christmas letter?  You know the kind, with the family updates that make you feel like pond scum.  I normally love Christmas letters (real ones that aren't there to serve us lesser beings with a reason to be depressed).  But the other day, Miss Priss graced us with a gift that she left in the EXACT spot where the trash had been!
    Anyway, she'd attached a Christmas letter to some cookies.  The paper practically shone because she'd gloated TOO MUCH!  That woman is mean, but in such a nice way.  We didn't eat the cookies she left, since I was terrified they either had laxatives or Viagra in them.

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A Merry Heart Doeth Good Like A Medicin!




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Snake swallows a huge hurry


At the moment his rare not, pick up the jungle known as photographer Rudy halshov pictures of African snake swallows
Between its jaws fully exceeded size calf about 16 times and of course akbrozna.

Meteor strike injures hundreds in central Russia

A meteor crashing in Russia's Ural mountains has injured at least 950 people, as the shockwave blew out windows and rocked buildings.
Most of those hurt, in the Chelyabinsk region where the meteor fell, suffered cuts and bruises but at least 46 remain in hospital.
A fireball streaked through the clear morning sky, followed by loud bangs.
President Vladimir Putin said he thanked God no big fragments had fallen in populated areas.

Do you know what is the weight and size of the whale's heart?


The largest mirror in the world, a natural mirror

Salar de Uyuni is the world's largest salt flat at 10,582 km² (4,085 square miles). It is located in the Potosí and Oruro departments in southwest Bolivia, near the crest of the Andes, 3,650 meters high. When it is covered with water, the Salar de Uyuni reflects the sky.

Ant drinking from the River




Ant drinking from the River

Shoe cleaning the earthing from dust while walking


There are many people hate doing housework and special cleaning and protection from dust and microbes, despite the availability of many modern devices, it can also be boring. therefore invented The FOKI Adika Center boot cleaner that automatically cleans dust earthing and contaminants and also absorbs the Earth microbes of various kinds, whether carpet or tile or marble in a manner entertaining walk through only on areas to be cleaned.


This boot also has bottom inflatable materials absorb dust when passing and suction her pneumatic and fitted with dust-sensitive sensors and an audio to place to go have cleaned and telling them when the land becomes clean

Thursday, February 14, 2013

The tattooed homeless man , short story

He was scary. He sat on the grass with… his cardboard sign, his dog (actually his dog was adorable) and tattoos running up and down both arms and even on his neck. His sign proclaimed him to be “stuck and hungry” and to please help.
I’m a sucker for anyone needing help. My husband both loves and hates this quality in me. It often makes him nervous, and I knew if he saw me right now, he’d be nervous. But he wasn’t with me right now.

The lake , the ruin , short story

MR. CHAINMAIL. Would it not be a fine thing, Captain, you being picturesque, and I poetical; you being for the lights and shadows of the present, and I for those of the past; if we were to go together over the ground which was travelled in the twelfth century by Giraldus de Barri, when he accompanied Archbishop Baldwin to preach the crusade?
CAPTAIN FITZCHROME. Nothing, in my present frame of mind, could be more agreeable to me.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Baked beans and their delightful tune , joke

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a
somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams,
he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine
subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions.
On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her
he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful
aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple
of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off
any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he
"put-putted" all the way home.

Applying for a Job at the CIA , joke of CIA

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin.
These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of
testing and background checks involved before you can even be
considered for the position. After sending some applicants through
the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the
possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.
The day came for the final test to see which person would get the

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Mr. Bear And Mr. Rabbit


Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like
each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods,
and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog
talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet
anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told
them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were
females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a
while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. 

wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr.Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his
second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests
were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then

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