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received this in an email today (so I can’t take credit for any of this) and COULD. NOT. STOP. LAUGHING.  It may be because I deal with contracts every single day of my existence, but either way, the humor and possible reality of this email is hilarious.  In fact, it’s so funny it’s almost sad.  There’s a hint of today’s youth involved, so if this is where we are headed…well, I’ll let you read it and decide.
Either way though, I say GO SANTA, GO SANTA, WITH YOUR BAD SELF, GO SANTA!!
Dear Santa,

humorous christmas letters

Have you ever gotten a crazy Christmas letter?  You know the kind, with the family updates that make you feel like pond scum.  I normally love Christmas letters (real ones that aren't there to serve us lesser beings with a reason to be depressed).  But the other day, Miss Priss graced us with a gift that she left in the EXACT spot where the trash had been!
    Anyway, she'd attached a Christmas letter to some cookies.  The paper practically shone because she'd gloated TOO MUCH!  That woman is mean, but in such a nice way.  We didn't eat the cookies she left, since I was terrified they either had laxatives or Viagra in them.